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toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 26, 2020
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Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020
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toilet bowl writing

When you run out of things to write about so you just reword the same thing over and over again

(imagine the spiral of a toilet flushing, going around and round.)
-/u/no-time-to-spare
"A hundred page paper due tomorrow. Time for a little toilet bowl writing."
by UnculturedLout March 16, 2015
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walkin on toilet paper

when u just did something that makes you the shit and everyone else weak
Deathsky: stars might walk on red carpet, but see I walkin on toilet paper because I'm the shit.
by dkdj29 February 12, 2008
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I pooped in the toilet

1. To mess up or to make a mistake
2. To misunderstand or misinterpret someone's conversation
"What the hell did you do that for?"
-"I'm sorry, I guess I pooped in the toilet."
by peteypab November 6, 2013
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Boneless toilet paper

Toilet paper that does not contain bones; cardboard/tube
At the cost efficient casino: “Oh look! They have boneless toilet paper!”
by SynthLSD February 6, 2020
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toilet paper literature

-a piece of literature that more people should use it to wipe their ass, then reading it
Romeo and Juliet is toilet paper literature. Once I ran out toilet paper to wipe my ass, so I use a page of that shitty book to get the job done.
by john niemand October 15, 2015
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