Brain Shart

When a lack of consideration up front results in a serious mess in the back end.

"We were going to deploy to Production at 4 o'clock, but the developers had a massive Brain Shart and the clean up is going to take hours."

by Rainbow Mamba July 12, 2017

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Elephant Brains

A technique used by creative exhibitions to show off their penis and testicles. The technique involves squeezing your balls and member through your legs, then bending over and revealing the product from behind. It gets it's name from the product forming a trunk and wrinkly brains. It's kind of like the mangina, but from behind.

Bob: "Hey Gary, come in here, I gotta show you something."

Gary: "What the hell do you want... Ahhh, not the Elephant Brains again, you sick bastard!"

Bob: "Don't act like you've never seen my shit before."

by Chris Mortimer June 18, 2008

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brain child

the FUCKED UP idea of someone who just comes up with something totally random and puts it into motion without thinking about it first

Person 1: "Why the hell are we doing it that way now?"
Person 2: "I don't know, it was dickhol's brain child"

by jessewallace October 14, 2011

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Baby Brain

A coworker who gets pregnant, and then for the next nine months you can't have a conversation with her that doesn't involve the fact that she is pregnant. Bonus for the ultrasounds pasted in her workspace, and the coworkers who fawn over the cuteness of said blob in In Utero.

Oh my god, I just just got back for my gyno, and look at these pictures!

/She has Baby Brain

by Allen Watts March 4, 2009

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