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by drycrazy December 10, 2023

Toilet Roll Test

The toilet roll test is at first a test of girth on an erect penis. If it's loose you'd best hope it comes out the other end to compensate

Blythe; So are you going to take him home from the bar? Gayle; Yes during the toilet roll test his erection bust open the toilet roll

by Gaybo_Spots November 20, 2023

Shelby Compression Test

The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.

“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”

“Bud, you’re sick”

“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”

by Ligmamom September 16, 2021

Taste test

When do you think your missus has cheated on you on a night out so just to be sure, you go down on her when she gets home

I was proper paranoid the wife had got with somebody else at her school reunion

Why?

She was proper horny when she got in so I made sure I did the taste test on her first, I don't want to end up with somebody else's come on my dick

How did that go?? Was she clean?

Yeah mate all good just smell a bit like warm piss

by Le on January 26, 2022

pillow test

She screams and put a pillow over her head

Lady: what's a pillow test?
Man: if you scream, I'll put a pillow over head.

Lady: during sex?
Man: yes.
Lady: shut up?

by -Duju April 12, 2021

Thermodynamics Test

Derived from the Greek word κακό meaning a miserable thing invented by evil geniuses to torment unsuspecting souls. It is a test given to college students studying physics. For most, it has been known to be as bad as the Greek makes it out to be. However, the definition also means something that will be annihilated, aced, and have a curve set by those called "Keith."

Keith would say, "Oh that thermodynamics test? Yeah, I crushed it."

by ThePoet23 March 6, 2017

Cuck Testing

When a girl is trying to determine what she can get away with in front of her boyfriend by gradually increasing her sexual nature with another guy in front of him.

Dave didn't think much about his girlfriend's playful banter with the waiter, but when she started to make out with him, he knew he knew she was cuck testing him.

by Orangexylem11 April 14, 2023