APRICOT Test

Acronym: A.P.R.I.C.O.T

An assessment used to determine whether an individual is suitable for a relationship or not.

A: Appearance

-Strictly looks. Is said person attractive to you the assessor?
P: Personality

-Does this person offer good qualities/ character?
R: Relations

-Take friends, family, and associated people into consideration.
I: Intelligence

-Can this person preform every day activities?
C: Communications

-Can you actively express your emotions, thoughts, and qualms with this person?
T: Technicalities

-Any unique variable in their life that could make or break your relationship with this person.

"Hey bro, how is that girl you were mac'n on the other day?"

"not good, she didn't score well on the APRICOT test, so I cant wife that up."

by Nighthawk&crew December 25, 2017

nuclear test

Masturbation

I did a nuclear test on those porno flicks skit dam!

by Kennydickhead September 12, 2017

Piss Test

Name of an alcoholic drink that combines vodka (usually inexpensive) with Mountain Dew. Usually made out of a lack of other mixers left in the fridge.

Dude, were out of orange juice. Want to just make a couple of piss tests? I won't tell anyone.

by RememberSammyJankis September 23, 2017

Chode test

The chode test or procedure is:

Grab a tuna can
Stick dick in can
If dick touches the rims of the can and doesnt touch the bottom, you have a chode

Man, I took the chode test like you said. I won't say any more than that.
My dick didnt even touch the rims nor the bottom!

by Praker September 25, 2017

Friend test

The first time you bring a significant other around your friends to see what they think of him/her.

At first, I really liked her, but when she failed the friend test, I had to let her go.

by drkobra September 28, 2017

Test rape

When a teacher gives you a test that contradicts ones test outline

“Man... I just got test raped “

by Fghggyyrrd October 5, 2017

double finger tested

Double finger tested is a process to test the woman's pussy or ass to determine if she is ready to be penetrated with his meat.

While I was having sex with my wife in her pussy, she asked me to double finger tested her ass to determine if she was ready for anal.

by whtronin October 22, 2017