Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game

okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey

by tairock October 28, 2020

Monkey swipe

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.

Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.

by sloleak October 13, 2006

Monkey Split

Female Genitalia

Her monkey split was very tight.

by mrme562 March 3, 2009

Trend Monkey

One who excessively engages in trendy behavior or activities; one that listens to excessive amounts of trendy music.

"Hey you trend monkey why do you have so much Lady GaGa on your iPod?"

by J.T. Rita January 13, 2010

Catchin the monkey

The act of catching HIV (Human immunodeficiency virus)

Kevin: You gonna be catchin the monkey if you mess with her dog
Darryl: Don't worrry son, Ima wear a condom

by Josh21 March 28, 2008

pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey

my spanish teacher is a pompous monkey

by cindyS February 27, 2008

monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 23, 2006