Mustache Monkey

When a player is a legit god at a video game
okay so i was playing with my boi freddy and he was absolut mustache monkey
by tairock October 28, 2020
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Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.
Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey
by BigBIRD15 December 04, 2018
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Monkey swipe

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.
Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.
by sloleak October 13, 2006
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Wank monkey

A person that is socially inept and yet full of themselves.

Someone whose only source of conversation is themselves and the things they get up to.

The word derives from the common word for masturbation and monkey, the animal that uses aggressive displays to prove their social status.
It occurred to me as I heard about Nikki's time as a stripper that she was a huge wank monkey.
by Alan-O September 13, 2007
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Monkey, Sandmonkey

When somebody, especially bloggers, refuse to tell you their name in social ocassion, trying to maintan the aura of mystery. (After: Bond, James Bond, off course)
Tom: I'm Tom, I'm a big fan of your blog
SM: And I'm Monkey, Sandmonkey..let's just leave it at that
by ZicoWico August 20, 2006
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Trend Monkey

One who excessively engages in trendy behavior or activities; one that listens to excessive amounts of trendy music.
"Hey you trend monkey why do you have so much Lady GaGa on your iPod?"
by J.T. Rita January 12, 2010
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monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.
Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.
by A. Hick July 24, 2006
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