Monkey swipe

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.

Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.

by sloleak October 13, 2006

sketch monkey

sombody that is really paranoid when they are ''high,stoned,baked,''.
or also can be used when a person acts stupid when they are ''high''.

ex1.sketch monkey: a dawg u got eye drops?
hommie: na dawggg but ur eyes are fuckin white geee??
sketch monkey: why do u have to lie!?
hommie: I iant dawg ur eyes are white!, u fuckin ''sketch monkey'' lol.
ex2.

hommie: are u ganna take a hit rite here in class??
sketch monkey: yea why not??
hommie: dawg ur a ''sketch monkey'' ur ganna get cought up.
sketch monkey: hommie ur a ''sketch monkey'' nothings ganna happen mr.teacher is old he wont smell shit.

by PLUSnooneelse. February 23, 2011

pompous monkey

a person that is so arrogant and self absorbed that they start to take on the appearance of a fat monkey

my spanish teacher is a pompous monkey

by cindyS February 27, 2008

Monkey Pile

(noun) A pile of people or animals, usually with one individual on the bottom of said pile.
(verb) To pile on; the act of creating a monkey pile, often used in the intransitive imperative form.

Wow, that huge monkey pile on Newt Gingrich must be crushing him!

Monkey pile on Newt!

by Beer Titan February 1, 2013

Monkey Dunking

When you play as Winston in Overwatch and drop in on those Hanzo hunsbando fags.

Player 1: You see that Hanzo up there? It's time for a good monkey dunking.

by Zaeglamesh June 6, 2016

Burning Monkey

Burning Monkey is a Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) that occurs when a monkey nuts in your mouth and your tongue begins to burn and swell up because of a disease a monkey may be carrying.

Last night I slept with my mouth open and woke up with Burning Monkey

by BigBIRD15 December 3, 2018

monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 23, 2006