when elastic banded jeans/SLACKS/pants are pulled up WAY past the waist!! (not flattering) Usually accompanied by a sexy cardigan boasting birds or wildlife, and accessorized with a quilted purse. Also known as high pantsing..
by pones McChicken fingaz November 01, 2003
Stacey's mom isn't has hot as you think she is. Not only is that song old and annoying, no matter who I meet i automatically get sung the stupid song.
by Stacey-Nicole May 18, 2006
Using your mom (or the mom of a friend) as your "wingman" to pick up a girl at the bar. It works because you seem nice for taking a mom out to show her a nice time and your intentions could be nothing but good.
Joe: Hey did you bring a girl home last night I thought you were hanging out with your friend's mom while she was in town?
Phillip: Yeah, we went to a bar downtown and she was a fantastic wing-mom. The girl I was talking to thought it was sweet that I was showing my friend's mom around town.
Phillip: Yeah, we went to a bar downtown and she was a fantastic wing-mom. The girl I was talking to thought it was sweet that I was showing my friend's mom around town.
by PhillipL April 27, 2009
by joeymumbles April 12, 2011
by vics pal September 04, 2009
A parent, who is assumed to be female, that is in need of constant arguing or yelling. It has been said that they are never wrong, and can give a 30 minute phone lecture on posting their name on the internet. They usually have miserable children who hate them.
Dude1-"homie i gotta be home from the party at 9 because my moms a bitch."
Dude2-"Fuck why do you have such a Jew Mom?"
Dude1-"I don't know, lets pack another bowl"
Dude2-"Fuck why do you have such a Jew Mom?"
Dude1-"I don't know, lets pack another bowl"
by MexxicanBud March 19, 2009
by Dr. Cookie December 30, 2006