Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)

A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.

Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.

by Fekakta October 25, 2009

Mess

Sperm, ejaculation

He messed all over her face! Ew!

by Meowmix36 March 16, 2009

Lionel Messi

The absolute GOAT of football, no one compares to him.

Jeff: Did you see Lionel Messi's game last night?
Dave: Yeah, he was a beast.

by man_city_fan February 22, 2022

mess

1. a confused, dirty, or offensive state
2. to make dirty or untidy

1. You made a real mess of my toilet with your diarhea!
2. If you mess up my hair again, I'm going to kill you.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

Messa

The known of a particular person that is a mess, in all aspects of his/her life.

Matt you are a Messa

by Name claimer January 15, 2009

Mess

someone who..
1. is intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.
2. doesn't try with their appearance.
3. is really unorganized.
4. is naive.
5. sleeps all day
6. doesnt do their work.

dude, steph's a mess..
i know, she sucks at life.

by jildoe. April 17, 2009

Messages

This is a Scouse term, originating in Liverpool, which basically means the shopping (groceries).

Go and get the messages in or you're not sleeping in this fucking house tonight.

by Rammo July 20, 2010