masgraine

A masgraine is a strong thumping headache you get occasionally while masturbating,this can get very painful when you orgasm and slowly pass after ejaculation.

i had a killer masgraine earlier dude
yeah what were you jerking to?
i was watching fisting on the net for four hours ,when i shot my muck.it felt like my head was going to explode!

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Masshat

A Masshat is someone from Massachusetts that is foolishly proud of their sports, illegal driving habits, chowder, world class education system they don't contribute to and their big mouth. Many Masshats use a Boston accent they don't actually have when they've been drinking and will frequently say "I paked the ca in the Havad yad".

Can be used as a synonym for Masshole.

"Tom Brady's suspension was lifted! We did it!!!!

-Dude

"What a Masshat!"
-Dude 2

by Matt_GuyFace October 19, 2015

Mashbrown Asserole

Fisting your girlfriend's ass while enjoying a hearty, southern style breakfast.

What did you have for breakfast today braaaahhhh? Some Hashbrown Casserole?

No broooohhhhh. Eggs sunny side up and some Mashbrown Asserole. She couldn't walk to get a cup a coffee when I was done.

by Eaton Holgoode August 2, 2016

masturhater

a person who strongly dislikes masturbation

"hey lila wanna masturbate tonight?"

"nah im a masturhater"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

masdisturbing

To use a truly disturbing image as wank fodder.

I was at my uncle's funeral yesterday and seeing him there lying cold and expressionless in an open casket brought a tear to my eye. Granted the tear was the end product of some vigorous masdisturbing but that's beside the point. I have to say that it was nice of the Priest to let me finish up before starting the service, although watching him deliver the sermon with my tadpoles still hanging from his gnashers was slightly off-putting.

by Anonymous submissions February 9, 2017

mastan

Mastan is one of the smiliest and funniest persons in the world. Everyone would want her as a best friend because she brings the light to the world.

I'm so bored!
Yeah, we need Mastan!

by DutchieCorn February 24, 2017

Massachusetts Dick

Legend has it in the B.C. era a meteor struck Springfield, Massachusetts resulting in a life changing experience for the citizens of Massachusettes forever. The meteor impacted the gravitational pull in the surrounding area, causing males to grow above average genitalia.

*In the showers at the gym*
Jack: "Hey Jim, are you from Massachusettes?"
Jim: "Yes I am. Did you notice my Massachusetts dick?"
Jack: "Why yes I did, I always take notice to such impressive genitalia."

by Moprah March 7, 2018