Steak Lunch

What you do when you need to fire an employee who is also a close friend. Take him out for steak and give 'em the pink slip.

"Hey, is Eric coming?"

"No, we aren't very friendly since I steak lunch'd him."

by gravylegs January 19, 2009

Pilots lunch

The thing you were supposed to plan 3 days ago while on a max duty day, rolling into a min rest, followed by another 6 legs.

Oh, you didn’t pack a bunch of that shitty hotel breakfast in your flight bag? Guess your eating a pilots lunch today.

by InvertedAv8r August 7, 2021

sticky lunch

Taking some "me" time while on lunch break, resulting in a need for some tissues.

Andy sat in his car and had a "sticky lunch" and now looks a bit sweaty.

by Ergosum May 11, 2017

lunch-and-leave

The final lunch you have at a company with your coworkers after putting in your notice.

Are you coming to Bill's lunch-and-leave? His last day is this Friday.

by Basilman212 February 21, 2024

Lunch cuck

A person who did not bring money to an outing assuming they will be paid for however, only to watch food or drink be made and not participate in its consumption

She assumed they’d pay for her but it looks like the passenger princess is a lunch cuck today.

by Sellyoursoulforapotatochip October 20, 2023

parking lot lunch

It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.

It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.

Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!

by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017

Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012