Disaster Lesbian

A Lesbian who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be Lesbian.

God will Ariel ever get a girlfriend?

Ugh I know! She’s such a Disaster Lesbian!

by Singadu September 26, 2018

lesbians

Any one of my psychotic ex girlfriends. Also: No, you can't watch.

"Hey Should I hit on those girls?" "No man, they're lesbians."

by Katica March 12, 2003

lesbian hair

sort of a dyke spike i guess

my lesbian hair looks kick ass

by emo chick June 26, 2006

Lesbian

A woman who has feelings for another woman. She will feel sexually attracted to women, and want to kiss them all over. She will want to get very intimate in bed with them.

I don't like men because I am lesbian.
Jackie had a boyfriend, but she became lesbian, dumped him, and started dating Shirley.

by teddylove8 July 8, 2011

lesbian titty fucker

a lesbian woman who is more fascinated with the boobs than any other part of the body

your mom is a lesbian titty fucker

by merman24000 July 27, 2012

Dort Lesbian

Someone who enjoys having there naked behind slapped by a penis. Anyone can be a Dort Lesbian, maybe even you. The sole who does the slapping, is Dubbed a "Penguin".

Damn that Penguin is whacking that Dort Lezzers ass like there aint no tomorrow

by Jack Nicholson June 9, 2004

lesbian ketchup

the term used in gay bars and restaurants to refer to ranch dressing

I'd like a side of fries with lesbian ketchup.

by That1uhate April 27, 2017