A Literal Piece of Lettuce

When you make a borderline racist joke that people of said race find funny, but your teacher finds out, you are a literal piece of lettuce.

*teacher uncomfortably close*

"Are you a literal piece of lettuce?"
"What?? Of course not! I didn't make that joke!"

by Ppgripper69420 January 11, 2021

to-later

probably later. maybe tomorrow, but definitely later.

'hey beans! do you want to go look for owls?'
'not right now, maybe to-later.'

by edeninoctober April 10, 2021

Jackson Lester

A strange man that loves piss. He loves it everywhere. On his chest, in his mouth, in his butt,etc.

Jackson Lester loves piss in his mouth

by Jackson Lester Piss lover August 28, 2021

Jessica Lester

a bish who is a bish

“GO AWAY JESSICA LESTER”

by dalaii lama October 28, 2021

Jester Lester

Jester .Mow Lester, is tended to be a really cool guy. Jester can be lazy but he loves hang out usually with his 3 friends ( the only ones he has because he tends to be shy and cute ). Jester's is hot and he loves to care for kids. He likes to play on his Nintendo computer systems. He likes to watch explicit videos on the internet. However he's a really nice guy! he will never cause no harm to you. He helps protect those in need; like the knight saving the kingdom. Jester's usually have lots of girls flocking to his feet. Just because Jester is so hot, he has certain advantages. But since he's pure and a gentleman. He knows how to play with a woman's heart. Jester loves guns, he really loves guns especially a bazooka type gun.

"I am the almighty Jester! Respect my authority"
"Jester Lester, I am the Bester friend till the end!"

by katanabladex1988 November 7, 2021

Skawba later

See y’a later , catch y’a later , bye

Your leaving class, “ skawba later sir”

by LoveClub November 17, 2021

Rachel Lester

A lush singer who is so versatile that no-one is like her. She can sing anything, Gwen Stefani, Prince, Shelia E., Kylie, Dani, and she is better then Madonna. The X-Factor judges may think differently, but she is the queen of this mother f*cking girlboss world. She’s the Queen Of Cardiff.

Rachel Lester is better than Madonna.

by QueenOfCardiff November 18, 2021