Kyle

The most annoying person you’ll ever meet. Swears he’s the coolest bitch in town and that he has the best music taste and style. He’s mad stubborn and thinks he’s always fucking right when I’m reality he’s a stupid little cunt. He “surfs” and “dances.” Also he’s afraid of caterpillars and being soft in front of his friends

1.
Friend: “Kyle bro I love indie music Tame Impala is so fucking good”
Kyle: They’re so mainstream UHG YOU KNOW NOTHING AND HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC

2.
what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

by Mebitchhh July 30, 2018

Kyle

a horny asshole who will try to suck your toes and doesn't take "no" for an answer. he was baptized in monster energy drinks and bathes in grease in his mom's basement, watching anime while eating his 7th box of black licorice. he asks for head from random people that he recently met over the internet and guilt-trips people for not complying with his gross nature.

omg is that kyle? he fucking assaulted me yesterday

kyle drinks too much monster

he punched a hole in his drywall

he paid $10 for hentai

his girlfriend "delga" is a cum slut and his alt account

by ihatekyleswithaburningpassion June 17, 2019

kyle dye

a guy who eats wayy to many pizza rolls and has so many nicknames its impossible to name them all. hes a total freak cuz he thinks pizza rolls are better then waffles!! tends to be good at soccer or so he says. he loves his besties!!!!!!! he would do anything for them includeing stealing nutty bars and get hit by controls

pizza rolls sluts whores waffles dick sucker lifetime channel kyle dye

by daniell_mandry22 April 10, 2009

kyle park

the tendency to be nice to everyone he knows but is secretly a player thats unknown to himself

wooow, that guy is suuch a "kyle park".

by heads or tails August 19, 2012

Kyle Peter

Weirdo who you can always count on for a fun time. prolly plays the saxophone and isn’t afraid of telling anyone the truth. Really sweet and relaxed around only his close friends. You just can’t help but love Kyle PETER!

Gotta love Kyle Peter

by @CWD4ever November 11, 2018

Kyle dempsey

BIGGEST FUCKBOY YOULL EVER COME ACROSS

Kyle: your the one that got away
Girl: don’t play me like that
Kyle: I don’t lie, I don’t like lies
Girl: oh Kyle Dempsey

by Yourgirlbabyh March 23, 2018

pull a kyle

To put your fist through some drywall.

Work has me so fuckin’ pissed off today, man. I might pull a Kyle when I get home. Wall won’t know what fuckin’ hit it.

by Androsis_Maximus July 11, 2019