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Jônatas

Portuguese translation of the name "Jhonatan"

characteristics of people with this name: most perfect person being ever to have walked the Earth. He is extremely handsome, charming, sweet, intelligent, well-humoured, and has a big ass heart,which is just not as big as his volumous bent cock. Every woman and man alive finds him extremely attractive, and dream to have the opportunity of meeting him. He is a sexual god, and can make anyone have orgasmic experiences simply by looking at them. The man is a legend.
Girl 1: Holy fucking shit, who is that gorgeous being who entered the room and has a monster cock?

Girl 2: He is the one and only Jônatas.
by o mais pika November 27, 2023
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Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.
Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...
by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023
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Jonathan

The boy I still miss. Jonathan is a sweet, caring, tall, blonde boy. He knows how to start a conversation. He trys to make you laugh, even if you dont feel good, all for the sake of making you happy. He has the best sense of style, and knows how to flirt so slickly, even thought were done for, I still wonder if things would someday just, change. Jonathan had great sense of music too. He knew how to respond to things, he knew exactly what to do.
"I still miss jonathan"

"GIRL OMG WE KNOW YOUVE SAID THAT FIVE MILLION TIMES"
by Literalnumberonenickiminajfan December 10, 2023
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Jonathan, my Gold

I hope merry this man, have beautiful and very, very, very smart kids and that we can trust, respect, love and support each other, like a dog and a homeless blind man. I love this man. He's the only one, in fact. But, he think he's not. In my heart, you are. And I'm so afraid, cause he is just too perfect to me - and not only to me, for sure... I don't want to lose him, for God's sake... But I'm just a frightened dog in the rain, waiting for him to come to my station. I don't think he will come at time. I will die, starving for his love.
However, I think I never had him and never will. I hope the angels listen to me weeping for him and bring his love to me at once or send me words to fill the void of a life without him, my beloved. Without him, I'm just me: a ghost, a shadow, a dying star in his blue distant eyes.
Jonathan, my Gold... You are like a God so beautiful you are, in every way (sighing)
by ssolombra January 5, 2024
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Jonathan

The person who says "CHECK" while checking someone in chess.
Jonathan: "Check:
Juan: "Why did you say that 💀"
by chessplayer1124 January 17, 2024
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Jonathan Hicks

The sweetest asshole you'll ever meet. A honest, hard-working man, who loves his family, enjoys hunting, and is an amazing lover. The kind of man a good woman dreams of making hers forever. Sorry ladies he's all mine.
I found a real Jonathan Hicks and he's all mine.
by Wittyone February 2, 2024
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