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The most successful person in his bloodline

Very sleek with his work and gets what he want any how
He is the Jonaten of his family
Jonaten by Imagine losing November 22, 2023
The most successful person in his bloodline

And is very sleek with his work and gets what he wants any how
He is the Jonaten of his family
Jonaten by Imagine losing November 22, 2023
Ugly asf and he can’t do shit
Jonaten is ugly
jonaten by Mall November 24, 2023
Jonatan is the Word for ”Big Dick”
Jonatan by BitchLasagne May 8, 2019

Jonathen 

The best boyfriend a girl can have. Overjealous but he means well.can't take hints and will go far and beyond to protect his girl. Believes that his girlfriend is the best and no one can compare to her. He only sees her and only her.very funny and cool guy to be with. Protective and any girl is lucky to have him. He messes up sometimes but will do anything to fix his mistakes. He loves without a limit and falls too easily. The first girl he dates will be his only girl. Is a complete gentleman and you have to do a couple of first moves in order for him to get out of his comfort zone.listens to a girl. Has hard times getting his point across but means well.
Damn she's dating JONATHEN... she will be happy for the rest of her life
Jonathen by Fishysgirl November 13, 2012

jonarena 

Synonymous with Gonorrhea. A virus or drain on one's health. Can be identified typically through uncontrolled outbursts of emotional rage, incoherent excuses for socially unacceptable behavior, or other acts of extreme domestic, verbal, or automobile related violence.

Usually a byproduct of null brain activity due to the absence of 'the chipmunks refusing to spin the wheel.'
"He was pulling a jonarena as soon as I saw that blank look on his face..."
jonarena by Normalomg February 4, 2007
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