jing paradox

A phenomenon where the subject is mathematically ensured a safe trip but is victim of some twist of fate resulting in utter raging and disappointment in the concept of math.

A:DUDE!I PICKED OUT THE BAD APPLE 3 TIMES IN A ROW!FROM A BATCH OF 100 APPLES!WTF MAN!
B: Looks like u just experienced the Jing Paradox.

by dude24564578679 March 13, 2014

Jinxperado

A person who tried desperately to finish your sentences.

Man 1: Ever been to Trader Joe's? I hear they got amazing...
Man 2: SALADS!!! OMG. It's like we can read each other's minds.
Man 1: Dude, stop being such a jinxperado.

by Mevlin da Mage October 21, 2015

jingle snap

The act of farting while your balls jingle in a blueballsish way

I can tell by your expression that you just had a jingle snap

by Bofadeeznut5 December 6, 2015

jingle cans

When you have many beer cans or soda cans in the bed of your pick up and at 80mph you hear them jingle

Y'all hear them there jingle cans them present times is here

by Southern redneck May 1, 2016

jinin

Someone with big tits and big booty

Look at that its look's like a jinin

by #din pappa December 11, 2016

jingledank

The are of tying bells around the shaft of a penis and masturbating furiously while smoking weed

"Did you hear that brad likes to jingledank?"

by Edgyspacehipster January 27, 2017

jinete

Spanish word for "horseman", however it's known to be used by some great and brave people who risks their lives in order to praise a good looking divine image. Usually gets in stupids fights with people who can also be considered "jinetes" instead of working together in order to achieve a common goal.

-Look out, it's a jinete
+What a parguela

by Tontopolla September 13, 2017