Coffeecrack jew

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

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Jew coat

Thick body hair (specific to a male) that encompasses the full length of the arms, chest, back, and neck, in such a way that it looks as if the male is wearing a coat.

Ari wore a t-shirt to the pool party because he's got quite a Jew coat.

by Matzo Goldstein March 25, 2013

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Mosquito Jew

A Jew, usually of high intellect, who, when engaged in an argument with someone, will find any intellectual weakness and ruthlessly exploit it in an unrelenting manner.

Jack: did you see Ben Shapiro on Piers Morgan talking about guns?

Mick: ye.

Jack: What a Mosquito Jew.

Mick. Ye.

by BonerMasterMick March 25, 2020

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Saucy Jew

A saucy jew is a Jew who is so jew that Jews see a saucy jew and bee like wow jew jew jew jew

Jew 1: hey look a saucy jew

Jew 2: jew jew jew money money money

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Obvious Jew

A person who is obviously a Jew. OJ's usually are recognizable by their name. To spot an OJ, look at their name. If it sounds Jewish, it probably is.

Be aware that not all people who have Jewish-sounding names are actually Jewish, so don't write in another OJ in your Obvious Jew Scouting notebook unless you're sure they really are a genuine Jew.

Person 1: "Hey, is Ben an Obvious Jew?"
Person 2: "Who, Ben Silverberg? You betcha"

Person 1: "Aaron Goldman is an OJ, right?"
Person 2: "You got that right"

by evencoolerguy January 24, 2021

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