this is the day where the BADDEST BITCHES are born. they don't care what other people say and if someone tries to talk poorly of their friends...... there is going to be a funeral. They are psychopaths and if their chats got leaked with their best friend... they are getting death sentence. They know how to deal with bullies and put them right in their place. Eye rolls are their signature look and nobody has better humor. They instantly know when something is wrong or when someone is fake and decide to keep it to themselves. Not to mention that they give you many chances but NEVER forget what you did even if they act like they don't. moral of the story, YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM!!!

Person 1: 'How did Joane die?"
Person 2: "she messed with a January 30"

january 30 by bad bitchez October 21, 2020

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January 2nd

The day a Hobbit was born. Legend tells that one day he will become a tolerable person

This dude was born on January 2nd? He ain't even worthy of being a New Years boi.

January 2nd by JoJoBaggins October 26, 2019

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January 18th

The day in which Alex licked his pointer finger tips and rubbed his nipples with prior mentioned salivated fingertips. This action was demonstrated in the commercials for "Clerks 2". This day is now celebrated by some of his "close" friends

OMG! yesterday was January 18th and it was soo funny! I couldnt stop laughing for an hour!

January 18th by tehehetehehetehehe October 16, 2008

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january 3

Out of this dat you will find yourself one hot red head

Damn that one January 3 right there

january 3 by Smartguy12344567 October 14, 2019

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