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7th Of January

*motorboats a girl*
Female: “What was that for?”
Male: “It’s the 7th of January.”
Female: “Feel free to do that again then!”
by ¥ungDaggerDick October 31, 2019
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January 11

January 11 is known as National Straight Day, no matter what is your sexuality you have to be straight that day. If you are born on that day you will never be gay and always straight. Born on any other day on January besides the 11th, the 4th, the 9th, and the 15th you are gay.
That guy has to be born on January 11!
by NoHomoMan October 18, 2019
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January 8

Wow! She’s great at softball,no wonder she’s born in january 8
Woah,your good its because she’s born on January 8
by Fat_monkey_fatty_666 December 2, 2019
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January 26

Its January 26 R.I.P. Kobe and Gianna Bryant
by Thetgfynova😔 January 27, 2020
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3 january

Suck your boy best friend dick until is cumming=))
X:hey its 3 january !happy suck ur boy bsf dick!
by Dreaming in hell January 3, 2022
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january 19,2011

a predetermined date of where 3 secretaries of the united states military branches gather and put their name in a hat to decide who will take office if the president is assassinated. one name will be picked and most likely will be ray Mabus which is the name "Mabus0" which Nostradamus predicted to be the last antichrist who is the secretary of the navy who of which has several friendly ties to middle eastern leaders (good and bad). there are 7 Russian nuclear bomb cases missing with bombs in them. who would want bombs like that in the first place? and if Mabus has ties to the middle east and if "you know who" has the cases and if Mabus becomes president and put that together and there you go. you have yourselves a disaster in plan. but it may not occur until a couple days perhaps a month after Mabus is in office
terrorists, betrayal, destruction, January 19,2011 disaster
by Chazzmaster November 4, 2010
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January 25

On January 25 go up to your crush tell them you like them or ask them out
by Dracyn December 11, 2019
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