Steamy Jack

The act of masterbating while in the act of pooping.

"Last night i was horny, but i had to poop so i decided to do a Steamy Jack"

by Brandon Dun. August 4, 2007

chai-jack

Taking a friend out for a cup of chai, usually spontaneously or on the fly. Play on the word "hijack." Popular pastime on the West Coast.

"I was going down to the beach but got chai-jacked by Paula instead."

"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"

by Songstress May 20, 2008

Jiggity Jack

Verb to steal in an over the top or violent manner. Side-effects may include rape or marriage to Rob Schneider.

Person 1: What are you doing?!
*PUNCH*
Person 2: JIGGITY JACKED BITCH!

Person: The neigbour broke in and jiggity jacked my virginty and television.

by Kikas23 May 23, 2008

head jacks

when one of your boys is getting a blow job in a car by a woman.

when somebody gets head jacks from that chilly chick.

by Spankey7289 August 3, 2008

Jack Impression

Referred to a person who constantly boasts their ego, flashes their abs in public, or is really loud. They will do whatever they can to make themselves stand out in public. Can be easily tempered or stressed out. Can be simplified to just Jack.

Bro 1: yo, how was my first impression?
Bro 2: terrible man, you pulled a Jack Impression.
Bro 1: Aww man.

GF: What's wrong hun?
BF: I'm just been really Jack-ed lately. Work is just too over whelming.

Girl 1: eww did you see what that guy just did?
Girl 2: yea, he totally tried to Jack you.

by Elmo Life August 28, 2014

jack gleeson

Is an intelligent Irish man who played as Joffrey Baratheon in the original HBO TV Show, "Game of Thrones" Do not get him mixed up with his character. In reality he is very nice and bright, not to mention down-to-earth. He is super hot and an all out amazing guy.

Jack Gleeson is an Irish actor.

Jack Gleeson should be my husband!

by AyeIt'sMe January 8, 2017

jack binder

A legendary sex machine who enjoys riding the fuck truck to pound town. His genitals are lanky and he’ll give you a spanky

“Hey did you meet that girl last night” -“yeah I Jack Bindered he so hard she couldn’t stand strait”

by Jackb220 May 22, 2018