A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.
by kidlou January 2, 2011
Get the the jersey shore mug.A two part process of showering (clean) and masturbating (jerk). The clean does not necessarily come before the jerk, in fact more times than not the jerk precedes the clean. The engaging party often feels a sense of accomplishment upon completion of the clean and jerk as they have killed two birds with one stone.
Person 1: Hey man you about ready to go?
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.
by Tony "The Situation" Simmons January 19, 2010
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A very complex machine utilizing a combination of torsional motion and varying stresses and strains, implemented by a complex system of pulleys and hydraulic levers. The system, operating at an astronomical 72% efficiency, is perfect for thermodynamic calculations, maximizing the output of the internal combustion engine, cooking eggs, and jerking off chodes.
Dude1) "Did you finish calibrating the hydrolic pressure meter on the jerkoff-mobile?"
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
Dude2) "No, but I busted a giant load..."
by Brooks Brothers February 2, 2007
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Kickinwang: Yo Mondongo why do you have so much gel on your hair.
Mondongo: It's a Jersey thing.
Kickinwang: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!
Kickinwang: Yo Mondongo why do you have so much gel on your hair.
Mondongo: It's a Jersey thing.
Kickinwang: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!
by Mondongo August 6, 2011
Get the It's a Jersey thing mug.Jerkl is a much more worse than a jerk. Jerkl implies that you are a jerk, a bum, scum, loser and you smell like shit.
John-I just busted your ass dude, even with you broke hand you can't play ball!
James-Dude, you just suck, you fuckin Jerkl
John-dude, that was just harsh, Im going home
James-Dude, you just suck, you fuckin Jerkl
John-dude, that was just harsh, Im going home
by Jmatic April 5, 2008
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More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).
by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008
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