junk-tucker

a male who owns and/or drives a vehicle that feminates him, causing his genitalia to be placed between his thighs while operating

Only a junk-tucker would drive an Audi.

You can't drive that Lancer, you are not a junk-tucker.

by Dirty Jerka October 9, 2008

Junk Mail

Gloryholing though a mail slot.

Girl 1:"I got some junk mail the other day."
Girl 2:"How was it?
Girl 1:"I got three 'letters' at once!"

by beefstew429 April 22, 2011

Junk-box

Junk-box is a verbal declaration used to completely stop (or change subject of) a conversation between individuals, or a group of individuals when the context of the conversation is deemed inappropriate, disgusting, boring, or rude.

Person1: Hey, look at this! You can see the bone sticking out.
Person2: Junk-box!

by Majin'Buu May 8, 2012

Junk mail

Mail containing heroin.

I hope I get that junk mail I've been waiting for, is it ever gonna get here?

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Junk mail

Dik pics..

I just love gettin "junk mail" , u kno them dik pics, dudes alwaz talkin bout they junk..lol.. "junk mail"...

by Mizz jackson if ya nasty February 7, 2022

Font Junkie

A person who is addicted to going to the Font Bar..
Font Junkies usually need to have they're 'fix' weekly and can usually be seen a Friday night.. Altho they are sometimes seen on other evenings..
Font Junkies, can become paranoid, angered, sexually frustrated and even violent if they can not receive they're fix..

Alex is such a Font Junkie that all his money is gone; from buying Vodka-Cokes at the Font...

by Charlie X July 16, 2008

Stuff in the Junk

1. All of the parts of the digestive system
2. Nonsense

1. Your teacher asks you "what are all of the parts and their secretions in the digestive system? "you reply," stuff in the junk"
2. your friend says somthing sucks,you say "stuff in the junk"

by crazy bithes eating bitches December 20, 2008