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iphone 10

Top notch design this time around from Apple.
Hey Siri, am I ugly? Yes as ugly as your iphone 10!
by wdaodnaod November 13, 2017
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IPoly

A Complete motherfucking shit hole, where happiness, strong work-ethic, and meaningful relationships go to die. It's the Ghetto before the Concentration Camp. While you are struggling to communicate with your team members 30 minutes before a project is due, dirty homosexuals are kissing and fucking on tables and under a shade every day. Meanwhile, the "Cool Kids" are doing Wax Pens in the bathrooms, and your best friends are writing essays about what a "shitty person" you are. Not to mention couples are breaking up every day and then getting back together in the seconds after.
Person 1: Hey man how is your life going?

Person 2: Sorry, I go to ipoly my life does not "go".
by AbelDaalman April 9, 2019
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iPhone 15

An iPhone 14, but instead of 14 it's 15.
John: *walks into class* Just copped the new iPhone 15, broke cunts!
Teacher: Everyone knows you only got that after carrying around your cracked iPhone 6 for the last eight years because your parents are struggling to pay rent, you fat piece of shit.
by tmkkmt September 24, 2023
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soggy iPod

A game in which a group of men, each carrying an iPod (or similar portable music device), take turns to play some songs for the collective. By way of drawing lots, a player is chosen to go first. The iPod is played on shuffle for a certain number of songs (typically 5-10); if, during this miniature playlist, a song is deemed embarrassing by majority verdict, the rest of the group ejaculate over the owner of the iPod. If all the songs on the playlist are acceptable to the collective, this person is safe from this round, and lots are drawn to nominate the next player. The round is over following all players having ejaculated on the loser.

Following completion of this phase of the game, the last person to ejaculate must then play songs from their iPod.

Repeat ad nauseum.
I was round Dave's place last night playing soggy iPod, and my last song was Everybody's Changing by Keane. Does anyone know how to get cumstains out of denim?
by Antonio Gramsci June 8, 2011
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ipaska

An OK web-hosting company, nothing special. Too bad paska is also a Finnish word which translates to crap.
An OK hosting company which is ruined by a bad name.
by jorma uimonen May 6, 2004
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iPodding

Rubbing your nipple in a circular motion like you have an ipod in your shirt pocket
I caught Ryan iPodding the other day at IoA!
by Seps September 23, 2005
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iphone

A mutant cross-breed of an ipod and a phone
ipod + phone = iphone
by Jersey Kid February 24, 2008
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