When talking about a support hook on a gravponics system. There is only one word to describe it. It is called a gravponics support hook. It is a hook on a gravponics system that supports the gravponics system. Youre a moron if you reject this definition. Dont be a moron.
by doublestandarddems April 28, 2013

When you're all out of lube, and all you've got by the bed is Tabasco. So you Tabasco lube up those fingers and give her the ol' hook around.
by MadBantsForMadLads July 14, 2016

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

A game where you attempt to hook your chin on your partners ball sac. Also known as the Cock Eye due to the fact that you if you are successful you normal have a cock in your eye!
by Biltong Hunter February 25, 2020

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved
by fitnut May 16, 2014

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
by malgal3349 November 18, 2019

To unintentionally get laid randomly. Going to a club or party without any intent to bang but just by chance you meet a willing sexual partner.
“ How did you meet your wife? “
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
“ I foul hooked her at a club a while back. She was at a bachelorette party, I was bar hopping, and we met randomly at the shitter”.
by Shafe98 July 15, 2018
