hobo nuggets

human feces where it shouldn't be, best example being on the sidewalk

while walking downtown i smelt a horrible smell and looked down just as i was stepping on a hobo nuggets. earlier that day i saw the woman who made it making this exact one right where i am standing. she made it with her bum obviously.

by ashlee l. September 11, 2013

hobo lifestyle

Living without shaving and showering as little as possible. By the end of living it you look and smell like a hobo

Peter hasn't been shaving or showering for days. he's been living the hobo lifestyle

by tehworder September 17, 2013

hobo hero

A man who conducts much Asshattery, Yet still manages to shock and awe at basic hobo activities.

"That homeless guy is a Hobo Hero!"

by Thatoneguy834 October 28, 2013

Hobo niche

Small section of space where a person with no permanent residence is temporarily squatting.

We have a homeless friend staying under the stairs in the hobo niche.

by RainbowTaaiilll November 16, 2013

hoboarder

A girl who snowboards, wears a shit load of makeup, and is all around a whore. She snowboards for the D and not the sport.

"Dude, look at those hoboarders over there, they're wearing enough makeup to cover the whole fucking park."

by Hoboarder January 19, 2014

hobo blower

Guys who give hobo's blowjobs for a living.

Me: Hey did you know brian is a hobo blower.
Friend: eww gross.

by azazel April 23, 2014

hobo up

Pertaining to another's monetary Hypocrisy. To suggest to another person that they make a significant monetary contribution, donation, etc. in concert with their strongly elucidated philosophical belief, when they claim that others should do so instead of themselves.

Rich Progressive California Liberal: Man, they really oughta raise taxes on the rich to pay for that (insert absurd program with which government should not be involved.)

You: Hey, man, you're rich, so why don't pay some additional taxes to fund the boondogggle?

RPCL: Hey, I pay my fair share

You: Hobo up, motherfucker

by knukles April 14, 2014