Bermese wet helmet

Place a hand firmly on either side of an individuals head, motion their head up and down at your desired speed for maximum pleasure.

"A girl from the bar gave me bermese wet helmet last night, it's like a Dutch rudder but with your mouth"

by Ham shackler July 10, 2017

Helen-Kellered

Being killed, in a video game, after being flash banged, especially in Call of Duty 4.

Ben: "I hate getting flash banged! I couldn't see, hear, or talk! I was Helen-Kellered!"
Jordan: "Yeah where's the miracle worker when you need her?"

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008

mini-Helen

A face that launched 1 ship.

Nice kid, but kinda plain; a mini-Helen.

by Jeffry Finer December 16, 2003

helen keller

After recieving a blowjob, the male will pull out and ejaculate in the eyes of the female thus blinding her. When she stands to reprimand you, smash her ears as with your hands as if you are smashing tamborines together, thus leaving her blind and deaf

"That skank i took home from the club last night was getting lippy with me so I gave her a helen keller to shut her up."

by pdizz November 25, 2007

helen keller it

a verb, used to tell someone to find something without looking

"I lost my sunglasses at the bottom of the pool and i don't have goggles!"
"We're gonna be late. Just Helen Keller it."

"Turn on the light. I can't find my keys."
"My lights burned out, and Wendy's is about to close. Just Helen Keller it."

by Kyled avis October 16, 2008

Helmet

the tip and or head of the mals penis. the word is easily formed into a insult by adding another word, forming a compound word "Helmetshiner" or "german army Helmet"
and other things of that nature.although it can be used in a good way like so...

good:
Mike: dude i got the best Helmet last night.
Tyler: she spitshined your Helmet?
Mike: yeah i whipped out my Hoag and she went to town grinding my Helmet

insult:
Mike: (yelling at in a movie theatre) hey ho! whatch out, i drank to much soda now i gotta piss!
Gabe: shut the fuck up Helmet-shiner!

by MiKeD666 March 18, 2009

Helen Flanagan

A socialite and some-what 'actress' who appeared in Eastenders for 12 years. Mainly known in the UK for wearing to much make-up, having very spotty skin, tits out on a daily basis, unclassy dress code and having her hair tied back far to tight.

Person 1: Hey, Helen Flanagan is soooo hot could wank to her all day!!

Person 2: I couldn't she's a spotty, untalented mess.

wank spotty socialite make-up tits untalented Helen Flanagan

by Mr. Bael February 1, 2014