Froedgeing

When you masterbate for over an hour in the shower in the barracks while others wait to take a shower

John was froedgeing so I was gonna be late to formation after my shower tonight.

by Lancecriminalsunite May 30, 2016

FreddyCorleone

A jammy git at footy predicting

'Damn that was lucky - that was more than lucky, it was FreddyCorleone'

by RD January 30, 2005

foredom

A portmanteau combining the words Forum and Boredom, to describe the feeling ensued after hours browsing online forums.

I must have clicked on new posts a hundred times these last few hours, I'm completely overcome with foredom.

by Mr Betts February 11, 2008

Fraedus

Fraedus, A name devised by some dumb bitch in September, 2008. The name Fraedus can be described as a boy with horrible writing skills and will never amount to anything. However, he will fail miserably attempting to write a science fiction novel, essentially re-vamping the genre, until he commits suicide. Or as a girl it could be defined as a lousy, worthless piece of junk, a horrible logical fallacy that continually represents her parent's methodical aproach to determine her destiny as a ballet dancer. After turning lesbian, her mother kills herself.

An example of Fraedus would be this jack off parents who ask stupid questions on yahoo answers.

by AmericasFinestMilitaryMembers October 30, 2008

fredberry

the fruit of an extremely rare plant known as the fredikulous shrub, when ingested has similar properties as Flunitrazepam. Used mostly to sedate unsuspecting clowns and prepubescent asian girls.

There is a fellow Volvo tech at my dealership that has a fredberry lab in his secret basement/torture dungeon.

by Pinkerton Picklesworthington October 16, 2008

Freddie Mitchell is ready ........

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,

"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....

by BloggerDad April 29, 2009

Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

by Madison is tha boss September 1, 2010