by Rusty From El Reno November 20, 2020
Surprising someone by wiggling your finger up one's anus (without them knowing), while yelling "SQUIGLY FISH!". Clothes may or may not be worn during this.
*John is standing in line at the concession stand waiting to get his popcorn*
April: SQUIGLY FISH!!!!
John: HOLY FUCK! YOU GOT ALL THE WAY IN THERE DAMMIT!
April: Yeah what can I say, I'm just good like that.
April: SQUIGLY FISH!!!!
John: HOLY FUCK! YOU GOT ALL THE WAY IN THERE DAMMIT!
April: Yeah what can I say, I'm just good like that.
by April and John November 14, 2006
Bob's always wearing those tight pants, showing off his FISHING TACKLE, and trolling for women at Wal-Mart.
by Tummyhorse90 July 30, 2013
When you deliberately have sex with a girl that you know will just lay there like a dead fish and take it. Usually late night and should end with you finishing onto their face/hair in a way that they have to go home to shower.
"How was your Saturday night?"
"Well I've been in a dry spell lately so I went Zombie Fishing with Lizzie."
"How was it?"
"She was terrible, but she got out of my house with 5 minutes of me busting... So all in all pretty good."
"Well I've been in a dry spell lately so I went Zombie Fishing with Lizzie."
"How was it?"
"She was terrible, but she got out of my house with 5 minutes of me busting... So all in all pretty good."
by jtorbo420 September 24, 2013
When whitegirls post theirselves on social media looking for attention/potential new boyfriends by incentivising a message to a post/snapchat.
Has the fishing season started?
by embee010101 April 03, 2020
Redos: Dude check out brandon cock-blocking chris.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.
by C.Bronson May 16, 2008
A 6-pack of beer cans. So named because the empty discarded plastic holder can catch and kill fish if they swim into one of the holes.
by strohsbeer February 25, 2009