major pucker factor

A major pucker factor is a critical problem that that everybody's ass so tight you couldn't slip in a sheet of paper sideways.

Mark Foley's escapes created a major pucker factor amongst Republicans.

by Mora Hastits December 20, 2006

Muffin Top Factor

(MTF) The degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. When posting ads, online experts agree that including your Muffin Top Factor -- or "MTF" is the right thing to do. Simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you've got your MTF.

Examples of PROPER use:

1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.

2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.

Examples of IMPROPER use:

1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.

2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!

by Troy Witte December 28, 2007

ass factor

1. one who is the determinant of whether there is or is not ass present.

2. one who repeatedly does something to make them an ass.

Jason, you are the ass factor.

by kris April 20, 2005

Ex-factor

1. a feeling of nausea when being near an ex wife, husband, etc...

2. to vomit from being near an ex wife, husband, etc...

3. picking up new potential dates in a place that your ex wife/husband frequents and trying to be sneaky about it

"Dawn was feeling fine until she saw him and was struck with the ex-factor."

Person 1: Why is Dawn puking? Tequila?
Person 2: Nope...ex-factor...

"Brad was trying to scan for a woman, but he had to be sneaky due to the potential ex-factor in the room."

by jookie & dawn December 30, 2008

duh factor

The quotient of how many stupid things there are in the world and how many people don't know those stupid things.

"Gee, it's kind of cold out here. Maybe I should put on a jacket."

by Oktaviaa March 7, 2004

fudge factors

Variables in a equation in science related topics.

the fudge factor of of the boiling point is 0.515

by Mike Montuori May 7, 2005

10% factor

You have to be 10% smarter than the material you are working with.

Al: I can't get this thing to work.
Matt: The 10% factor has you down!

by MBaxter September 1, 2006