Oktaviaa's definitions

Pittsburghese

The particular speech patterns of a native of Pittsburgh, PA.

"J'eet jet?"
"No, j'ew?"
"I'm goin' to the Giggle DAHNTAHN tah get some sammiches."

"My car needs warshed."
"My computer is saying 'I need restarted.'"

by Oktaviaa March 7, 2004

duh factor

The quotient of how many stupid things there are in the world and how many people don't know those stupid things.

"Gee, it's kind of cold out here. Maybe I should put on a jacket."

by Oktaviaa March 7, 2004