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Dink Frump

1. To shove one's penis into another person's ass. When the penis is fully inserted the other one lets out a massive fart and the ass cheeks will ripple uncontrollably causing the man to get off.

2. A playful term often used as an insult:
ex. Mary you dinkfrump your dog ate my homework!
As Jason stuck his dick inside of Irma's ass she let out a massive Dink Frump, Jason then moaned.

"JENNIFER I LOVE IT WHEN U GIVE ME A NICE DINK FRUMP!"
Dink Frump by Sir Fuzzmo August 30, 2006
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Underage Drinking 

1. Something that is punishable only in the U.S.

2. Something that 18, 19, and 20 year olds can be charged with in the U.S. due to their fascist drinking laws.

3. Something they don't allow 18, 19, and 20 year old American soldiers to do before they come home from Iraq in pieces with only an American flag handed to their family for comfort.
(in the U.S.) You are a month away from your 21st birthday and are drinking a beer! Thats underage drinking!

(everywhere else) Hahahaha look at that stupid drunk 15 year old!
Underage Drinking by MacDAS January 12, 2007

drinking age 

A ridiculously stupid idea that the U.S. government made up, trying to be our parents and forgetting that Prohibition didn't work and never will. The minimum drinking age in the United States is 21, nevermind that 18-year-olds can vote and serve in the army. And yet, The U.S. still has the highest amount of youth drinking problems in the world! This should be changed. Write to your Senator today.
My husband and I went on our honeymoon when he came back from Iraq, but we couldn't drink because we are only 20 years old, and the minimum drinking age is 21! Thank you, Uncle Sam!!!
referring to the particularly WITLESS human, with no discernable spine nor character.
The guy felt like a dink after his girlfriend took care of everything.
Dink by Danny Durden August 15, 2021

drinking problem 

alcohol is causing problems in your life (for example, with your health, in your work, or with your social responsibilities)
Theo's drinking problem was that he had only one mouth.
drinking problem by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

drinkyourfuckingmilk 

Milk and booze loving levihan shipper, also armin's favorite blogger
Girl 1: OMG did u see the way hanji just looked at him?!!!?? Asdfghjkl
Girl 2: calm down and let out ur feels with drinkyourfuckingmilk over here
Girl 1: *gets on tumblr* asdfghjkl!!!
Drinkyourfuckingmilk: I KNOW RIGHT? *DRUNK ASDFGHJKL*

drinky poo 

What Jim Lahey calls an alcoholic drink in Trailer Park Boys.

Lahey is known to become wasted off his ass and scheme with Randy to get Ricky and Julian kicked out of the trailer park while constantly drinking his "drinky poos."
Another drinky poo Randy bo bandy?
drinky poo by Filthy Sally July 26, 2006