Dave

Dave is a cat he dosent give a shit what he does or says, and dosent give a shit about no one, why? Cause he is dave... cat dave

- You just jacked the cops ....your a dave
- People put rubbish in the bin you put it on top of the bin....your a dave

by Yeah im a dave June 29, 2018

Dave

Dave is that one person who would tell ones girlfriend that he wishes her boyfriend would get a prostate examination as he does not agree to anyone elses opinion.

Oh you see that guy? Thats Dave, I bet he's a creeper, really likes prostate examinations.

by JCykk July 26, 2022

DAVE

Dave

dave.

by Luwaca November 24, 2024

Dave

A monumental fuck up, usually caused by stupidity, a total lack of skill or being a right twat.

Youre a right fucking dave!

by afanofyourgran March 21, 2025

Dave

This name is used for people heavily addicted to squirrels.

Dave: SQUIRREL!
Alex: Chill Dave its only a squirrel.

by .iausdgbfyuihjbsdvfuisdhfvb August 19, 2021

Dave

When doing a Dave, it defines that you have severely fucked up the easiest of tasks & turned a little job into a big one.

OMG he's done a Dave!

by PXRAMBO April 09, 2024

Dave

That dumbass person at work that lives here: 192.16.148.239

I fucking hate Dave.

by bigboyballs445 December 08, 2023