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Dave

"Hey Ron hows your cat, Dave?"
"Dave isn't real Sadie"
by Lateachehead November 7, 2023
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Therapy Dave

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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jammer Dave

Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.
Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh
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dildo dave

A complete over zealous nitwit. Short, hairy in all the weirdest places and bald. A peon of a little man put on earth to piss people off, so much so, you feel the need to glue a giant dildo to his front door for being such a fucktard. Acts like he's smarter than most but lacks common sense and says the dumbest shit. Tries too hard to fit in and comes off as gay, metrosexual or challenged. Proud to drive a gold Honda crv hand me down from daddy.
Awe man look at that, Billy has a giant dildo stuck to his front door! He must have been a dildo Dave last night and someone got tired of his stupid shit.
by Skndstry702 February 24, 2022
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Dave Moment

When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb
Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*

"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"
by SupremeDave November 21, 2021
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dave ped

A fake rumor on the internet about this man that would pretend to kidnap zonuts and eat them, and knowing that zoe lavernes fandom is mostly 9 year olds, they were all scared lmao
Zonut 1: omg have you heard about Dave ped
Zonut 2: No, why?
Zonut 1: he wants to kidnap me
by craft-122500 June 24, 2023
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Dave Andrameda

a person who solely will make you laugh in his way, an easy-going and welcoming everyone to be his friend yet he is not an open book. with his bright personality, it’s really easy to love and cherish him.
dave andrameda.”
by A, H. October 18, 2021
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