Crunchy

granola or hippie. Used by unstable children or as a joke. Describes anything that's crunchy perfectly.

Mom-"Are you an IPad kid?"
Me-"Yes?"
Mom-"Dang, you do be crunchy then"

by Pikasio February 25, 2022

Crunch

Someone who is lame, boring, and doesn’t like to have fun

Joe was being such a crunch last night he wouldn’t go to the club with us

by Appleears March 11, 2022

crunchcore

when one is crunchy (i.g. being homeschooled) but wants to be quirky and aesthetic

have you seen that new transfer student? she radiates crunchcore energy

by uscyberbully.communism March 14, 2022

crunchy

1. When something has an unintended behavior (laggy, not working, etc)
2. Someone who is acting mean in nature.

My computer was crunchy all night!
I don't like name, they're crunchy.

by brapstu March 15, 2022

Chauncho Bauncho

One of the chaunchiest baunchos that ever lived.

Quit being such a chauncho bauncho.

by oberger March 18, 2022

Crunch

synonym for crush

“Heather is Paul’s crunch”

by treetreetree March 25, 2022

crunch punk

a punk, adjacent to both the crust punk and the wook. They may be in a stage of transitioning from one subculture to the other, or simply appreciate both equally. within the ven diagram of punk and wook you will find dread locks, piercings, lack of deodorant, vegan or freegan diet, etc. The crunch punk may wear all black and sew their patches on with floss, but the trained crusty will identify them as a wook from a mile away. type of fool who spins fire and trips acid.

"That dude in the Amebix hoodie reeks like patchouli, what a crunch punk."
"that frickin crunch punk stole my last can of yerba mate!"

by Big0Ginge April 13, 2022