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Covid eugenicist

A specific type of asshole who sees the coronavirus pandemic as a desired form of social Darwinism where only the strong survive it, believing it perfectly acceptable to allow vulnerable segments of the population die from preventable disease.

Covid eugenicists lack an understanding in this principle that long covid and other disease-induced injury will render far more people disabled, continuing the cycle of seeking elimination of those they judge as weak or unworthy of life. In addition, they have no sense of irony that they themselves may not survive, preventing them from seeing the übermensch society they yearn for.

While there is some overlap, covid eugenicists differ from covid denialists in that they acknowledge the reality of the pandemic. The most recognizable parallel is deliberately refusing to engage in very simple, non-invasive actions to reduce harm to themselves and others. The main difference is they act this way out of sheer spite, ego, selfishness, and narcissistic contrarianism (see also: toddler).

Whether eugenicist or denialist, both segments are generally not nice people and should be avoided like the plague.
Standard covid eugenicist arguments:

"99% survive*"

Translation: "I don't care about that 1%"

"It takes only the sick, elderly, and infirm"

Translation: "Those people are a burden on society and should just die already."

"I got it and came out just fine"

Translation: "My unique experience is evidence that it's no big deal"

"I refuse to live in fear"

Translation 1: "I won't catch it, and even if I do, I'll be fine because I'm better and stronger than the rest of you peons" (see also: cognitive dissonance)

Translation 2: "I'm not afraid of a disease that has so far killed over 5 million people and disabled ten times that many but keep that vaccination that has saved many millions more away from me"

(*As of this writing, it's actually 98.2%)
by Clever Velociraptor January 26, 2022
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by hi69420 January 26, 2022
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Covid

A slight change in the structure of the common cold, tastes like illness and makes you're lips numb and vomit
What's the provincial government court doing murdering people during a globicide called covid?
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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This is a cold that makes you feel very very hungry and horny, craving dick and mcdonald’s😩😩
by chiccen strips daddy February 2, 2022
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Covid-Breath

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.
"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"
by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022
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one of the things god created for the netherworld, or hell. but it got mailed to earth and nearly wiped out humans, with quite a bit of their own faults.
Kate: God, I can't stay inside anymore, this pandemic is killing me.
Kathy: That is Covid-19.....
by umbrellafrog February 7, 2022
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Media induced placebo amplification of the common cold supported with fake diagnostic tools called pcr and antigen tests.
I got COVID it was so bad. My friends dads friends brothers grand father died of COVID. I know someone who died of COVID.
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