An insult used towards someone that you do not like or makes you mad. It's a combination of words used to describe someone who you would deem to be a chode, with the word bonger thrown in just because it sounds awesome. This insult is used to throw people off during an argument because they never see it coming.
Mort: "Dude, why did you puke all over my keyboard?"
Wally: "I puked on your keyboard because you're being such a chode bonger."
Mort: "......."
Wally: "I puked on your keyboard because you're being such a chode bonger."
Mort: "......."
by Jipums August 26, 2009
a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long. a chode flap is the skin between your balls and your ass when you have a chode.
by Lesbian Trollop May 05, 2003
by davis024 April 29, 2005
"Gary and I both pulled out our cocks to exchange sizes, and he had a mega rhino chode. "
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."
"Boy's I'll be back, I have to take a horse piss with my colossal sized rhino chode."
by LTG69969 October 08, 2023
by Oniro September 01, 2017
A guy or girl who was once cool as fuck but seemingly turned into a dick smoke over night. This usually occurs for no reason.
by MyVeinyMeat February 14, 2022
The slimiest hairiest juiciest little chode of all. The lease of the juicy chodes and all the chodes praise him
by king of chodes December 27, 2015