Chode Bonger

An insult used towards someone that you do not like or makes you mad. It's a combination of words used to describe someone who you would deem to be a chode, with the word bonger thrown in just because it sounds awesome. This insult is used to throw people off during an argument because they never see it coming.

Mort: "Dude, why did you puke all over my keyboard?"

Wally: "I puked on your keyboard because you're being such a chode bonger."

Mort: "......."

by Jipums August 25, 2009

chode flap

a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long. a chode flap is the skin between your balls and your ass when you have a chode.

Gary has a hairy chode flap.

by Lesbian Trollop May 5, 2003

p chode

a poopy chode, most likely from partaking in gay butt sex.

when ed took his penis out of nick's butt he gave him a p chode.

by davis024 April 28, 2005

Chode Rocket

When you whip the the king kong long shlong and it hits him/her/it in the face before they can open their mouth

"man i just dropped a chode rocket on rebecca."

by Dangitbelikethat May 23, 2020

chode masta

The slimiest hairiest juiciest little chode of all. The lease of the juicy chodes and all the chodes praise him

Kevin-hey brendon do you love the chode
Brendon-Fuck chodes
Kevin-NEVER DISOBEY THE CHODE MASTA

by king of chodes April 5, 2016

Chode Master

if your name is Blayne you are a chode master which means your penis in wider than it is long (LIKE BLAYNE)

dude do you know Blayne has a massive chode (yea i heard he's a chode master)

by Not_cynic May 9, 2022

Chili chode

A shit covered short penis or chode.

I got done fucking Ashely in the ass and then showed her my chili chode.

by Geve August 19, 2013