cunt carnival

The opposite of a sausage fest. When a there is a massive group of women with only one guy around.

I can't believe I am the only guy in the room, this is such a cunt carnival.

by alf April 3, 2005

Cheers cunt

Used as an alternative to bye or thanks with close friends, If used in other situations people think you are a rude dick

Eg 1

Person 1: Anyways i have to go, bye

Person 2: Cheers cunt

Eg 2
Person 1: I got you a coffee

Person 2: Cheers cunt

by Johhan189 July 21, 2011

Cunt me in

An expression used when you agree to become part of an epic fuck fest involving many hot, possibly drunken, sluts.

Mikey: Yo! It's beer night at the sorority house and they just made a booty call! Wanna come with?

Steve-o: Oh yeah! Cunt me in!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

cunt berry

(noun) A globular accumulation of dried smegma, semen, and/or vaginal fluild around hair shafts near the vagina. Analogous to a dingle-berry that hangs from an ass hair.

"While eating out Cindy, I was unpleasantly surprized to bite into a cunt berry."

by Alan69 August 9, 2007

miserable cunt

A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.

See bitch.

I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

grade a cunt

noun; A cunt of the highest order. A person who lacks character and wit. Usually a Spurs or Man Utd fan.

"Did you see that geezer in the pub with the Utd Shirt on? He was a grade a cunt and no mistake."

by sooner_gooner July 12, 2009

Poor cunt

Someone who has a 9-5 job and hates wealthy successful people because they are better than them and help in society when they don’t and wish they didn’t have a low self of esteem and hate on any wealth they see around them such as a successful person driving a Ferrari they claim they scammed people etc because the poor cunt failed and is living a broke ass miserable life driving a fiat 500. This is someone who will go nowhere in life and just hang around with other losers who think they same.

Look at that poor cunt over there scraping that Ferrari!

by WinnerInLufe February 3, 2020