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Cock Handshake 

The "cock handshake" is how the modern man introduces himself to a woman online. When men no longer rely on their wit and personality to woo a woman and succumbs to just showing her a picture of his cock to say hello!

A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.
Hi I am a single white female seeking a nice, fun loving man to share some quality time with. Send me an email with a picture and let's see if we have a match.

Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"
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At least 4 dudes in one small space.
Upon entering an ice house with 5 dudes in occupancy, one may exclaim: Jesus fucking christ its hot in here! What is this? A cock bake!?
cock bake by chuggie-ya July 16, 2014

cock raiser 

Any physical aspect of the human anatomy (generally part of the female anatomy) that causes a penis to become erect when a male sees it.
Dude 1: Did you see the booty on that girl?
Dude 2: Shit, did I! It was a real cock raiser
cock raiser by GTPRIX September 30, 2014

cock fog 

verb

A strategy or tacktic of a Cock Blocker, who elusively Blocks a Cock without leaving definitive evidence that he is in fact a Cock Blocker.
"But Dawson said she has herpes?"

"No Russ... He wants her for himself. You're in some serious Cock Fog right now."
cock fog by KitsSmeller May 26, 2016

cock breathing dragon 

When a girl sucks a guys dick violently, vigorously and gags on every stroke, because she wants to fuck the guy but the guys not interested or is too hammered to fuck and just wants to sleep but the girl won't take no for an answer.

By Ryan Hillenbrand

Willmar, mn
Dude that troll i met at the bar lastnight, was a cock breathing dragon. She gave great head but freaked out when I wouldn't stick it in her!

cock cuddling 

Snuggling or cuddling up to your man's cock and sucking. Giving a long, drawn out blow job, often while on a drive or while watching a movie. Always done with extreme enjoyment and never in. hurry.
Last night, my boyfriend and I went to the movies. Much to my disappointment there were too many people for me to get in a good cock cuddling session during the show. Thankfully I was able to snuggle up to his cock on the long drive home.
cock cuddling by grl_gone_wild December 31, 2017

Cock Physics 

The inner working relationship between the male's brain and penis, usually resulting in cloudy thoughts or irrational decisions.
Homie: Can't figure out what to do with this girl...should I dump her or naw?
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?

*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass
Cock Physics by EvStAr June 2, 2018