ram my clam

To ram ones clam is to stick your penis in their vagina

That crazy broad at the bar asked me to ram her clam

by dirtylove October 8, 2004

Smoking Clam Syndrome

A common disturb that still affects too large of a part of the male humans.
The male individual with SCS starts showing symptoms of it when, dating some particularly hot broad, he starts losing touch with his own reality and himself as he used to be, and as he used to be known by his friends (yielding to any stupid tantrums she may come up with, skipping ballgames with buddies, paying attention to silly frivolous shit to please her...).

The condition, in its worst, degenerating forms, could bring to extremes such as jealousy driven paranoia, lost of any interest but trying (in vain) to satisfy any other of her requests, or even leaving a family with kids to pursue an hot babe that will certainly leave you broke or broken.

Mark: "hey man, Joe's completely out of control. Since he got with that chick, Shenonda, all he does is checking his phone, trying to reach her, taking notes of her gf's birthdays to appear nice and establish himself in her circle...".

David: "I know...he got the smoking clam syndrome just like a couple of years ago with that stripper from Diego".

by Parcerito January 31, 2010

frigid clam

a frigid clam is a pussy that is so cold that when the frigid bitch opens her legs a silent chill consumes the room

i swear when that bitch sally oppened her legs i got shivers down my spine
that is one frigid clam

by semenator January 18, 2006

Purple Clam

A black woman's vagina. Black on the outside and purple on the inside.

I encountered my first purple clam the other day. Her name was Bonquicia.

by bubba1351451 October 29, 2009

Reverse Clam-Slam

When a male and female are on all fours, with their asses touching. With a tricky arch of the back and bend of the penis, the male makes his entry.

I've banged this girl so many times, I'm getting bored. Might have turn myself around and pull the reverse clam-slam on her.

by D.D. Brown April 20, 2009

shaved clam

*****A Shaved Pussy*****

Your girlfriend has a shaved clam

by Your Neighbor January 5, 2006

bald clam

A vagina shaved clean

I was mackin' this chicks bald clam clean as a whistle

by TVD June 10, 2003