When two straight white males meet up at a Planet Fitness and drop dumbbells on the floor, triggering libtards and the lunk alarm. Often heard reciting Fountain head and dropping soap in the locker room.
Ryan : I’m canceling my membership.
Clint : Why?
Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.
Clint : Why?
Ryan : I no longer feel safe engaging in “locker room talk” ever since these Libertarian Bros showed up.
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020
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#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys
Bro Code
#1 Sisters are off limits
#2 Exes are off limits
#3 If a guy is chasing a girl, let him have her
#4 Do not in any way, be that guy
#5 You always watch the game
#6 do not and I mean DO NOT fight with the other boys
That’s the bro code thank you
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