To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
by DanSatch March 20, 2017
the act of holding in you shit in your booty until it bursts, like a blast from an anus, A big poopy booty, mmm🤤🤤
by balls big black balls May 13, 2021
Literal meaning: When a male shoots their sperm onto the skin of another individual or their self.
Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.
Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.
Metaphorical meaning: Empowering over ("owning") someone or something.
Figurative meaning: best World of Warcraft druid on alliance side - Creamblast on Frostmourne alliance.
Literal meaning: That was a total cream blast man, your junk went all up in that girls trunk.
Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!
Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O
Metaphorical meaning: Wow, that was a total creamblast, they just got annihilated!
Figurative meaning: Oh my god! That was Archdruid Creamblast that just flew past!! :O
by Archdruid Creamblast July 17, 2017
by heisenbruhger July 08, 2023
The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.
I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....
I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine
by lump420 July 14, 2019