beach ass-view

On the beach, when (normally) a girl (usually hot), wants to seduce or just pleasure a guy on the beach laying on a towel, she walks up to him and says "your towel is twisted, lemme fix that." She then proceeds to straddle his head and squat down so his head is directly under her ass and she pulls on the towel near the swim trunks area to slightly pull down the swim trunks, providing a double sensation.

If the girl is REALLY hot, or the guy is seen getting a boner/liking it, the girl can touch her ass to his face.

This is normally done with the girl in a bathing suit, often a bikini.

Dude, this insanely hot girl in a bikini gave me a beach ass-view today! She sat on my face!

by viewedabeachass June 6, 2010

sarah beach

gets around, does many weird things like screaming seagulls, etc.

1. skank that goes to the bank
2. whore that goes to the store
3. slut that goes to the hut

Boy 1: whoa look at that chick over there
Boy 2: oh my god, thats sarah beach
Boy 3: ew heard that shes a skank that goes to the bank!
Boy 1: Daaaang

by nuuuuuub April 28, 2009

virginia beach

the largest city in virginia, but has the shittiest beach ever

aw hell nah, myrtle beach is so much cooler than virginia beach.

by bitch plz im from the 757 October 9, 2008

Long Beach Cruisin

A wack ass crew that had wack ass boards with flashlights on them, upgraded to some generic longboards thinking they're superior to other real longborders. This crew really gives longboarders a bad name. You can find this crew "cruising" the RIVER CONTROL of Long Beach. How pathetic is that? If your gonna cruise, cruise on a street or beach. Not the damn river. I will be long dead by the time I hear these people bombing hills. This crew is the exact defintion of HYPEBEASTS.

Mike: Hey man what did you do yesterday?
Tom: Uhm... Nothing why?
Mike: I saw you longboarding on the river control?
Tom: Oh yeah.. I was with my friends Long Beach Cruisin, how about you
Mike: Sounds boring, I was bombing some hills.
Tom: Oh that sounds fun. Something I would really like to try, but my friends are to scared.

by Real Longboarders May 17, 2009

beachie

u iz a cool person

replace person with 'beachie' so u iz a cool beachie

by tracey March 24, 2004

State Beach Locals

A.k.a State beach losers. The original ones are okay but the new generation of "dirt squirrels" is embarresing. Do nothing with their lives and contribute absolutely nothing to anything. They sit and smoke in a parking lot all day. Posers to be poor. Fuck younger biddys because any normal mature girl knows to stay clear. Some of them might have the talent to surf and skate. But the chance of making it anywhere in the real world is slim. Their vocabulary consists of straight, trog, grohm, mark, mob, nug, and E-uuuuuu. Dont waste your time on these PILES.

rat 1: where we mobbing today
rat 2: r dub
rat 1: FUCK YEAH GROM SBLS
State Beach Locals: FUCK offff squirrels

by j free April 17, 2009

The beach

To be in a severe drunken state, near black-out, and to think you are chillin' on the beach

hey adam what the heck are you doing?
Chillin' on the beach

by the sterd May 20, 2011