Furry beating

When someone spams a furry with offensive terms

Person: If you don't shut up I will give you a furry beating

Furry: UwU please don't hurt me *whines uncontrollably*

by Casual main April 1, 2021

Queer baiting

Generally speaking when a straight man or woman makes sexual jokes toward someone who is apart of the LGBTQ community in a “haha kidding (I’m not kidding)” kind of way. It’s actually very uncomfortable. Ex: Just because a woman is attracted to other women it doesn’t mean that YOU are those other women.

Straight Girl Friend: Omg haha I’m gonna leave my husband for you cause we’d be so much better together

Girl…friend: You’ve said this like 10 times it’s really weird

Str8: Haha I’m kiddiinnggg but like actually I totally would

Girl…friend: I wouldn’t. You’re queer baiting go kiss a cheerleader or something

by u know that one person February 7, 2023

Tropical Lure Biting

Occurs when a homosexual male blows another guy in a hot tub, making sure to perform the act completely underwater with only minimal breaks for air. The man performing the act then proceeds to gobble up all of the floating ejaculate like a carp.

My gay neighbors in West Hollywood keep sneaking into the apartment jacuzzi at night. I know one of them is doing some Tropical Lure Biting because I keep hearing him come up for air every few seconds...

by SCpartcus May 12, 2009

two dudes baking

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking

by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011

cretin needs a beating

it's another 'rhyme-paced meter' way to say that somebody is 'cruising for a bruising'. In other words, somebody is being a stupid asshole and deserves to be put back in his or her PLACE! That moron is just asking for trouble.

1. Yesterday at the Memorial Day ceremony in Arlington Cemetery Donald Traitortrump gave a long-winded pompous ass speech promoting and gloating about HIMSELF - yes, AGAIN! He has pissed off a lot of people - AGAIN - including many military veterans because everything he talked about (and tweeted) was, as always about 'ME ME ME'. That cretin needs a beating because he's a dirty treasonous criminal and he just don't know how to STFU!

2. Greg keeps on flicking bent staples at other students while sitting in the back of science class. He also throws paper wads and flicks boogers in class and when somebody turns around, he just gives a shit-eating grin. That cretin needs a beating and one of these days he will get one.

3. Somebody just like the above-mentioned Greg went on to become a Macbeth. He took over the Libyan nation and got his hands on dangerous hardware - bombs and rockets. He was a terror-monger. That cretin got his final beating for good in 2011. He was Moammar Qaddafy.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 10, 2018

batwings

The sight of the labia manually spread apart. Usually seen in amateur pornography or gynaecology textbooks.

"The housewife pulled batwings at the camera, revealing her genital herpes."

by anoralsexbitch April 10, 2006

baking muffins

Common Hockey term, meaning when you shot the puck, it flutters in the air, or goes slow. Just like a muffin would if you shot it.

John's baking muffins out there! They are just fluttering all over the place and the goalie stops each of them!

by Josh Hendrickson April 12, 2008