Whore's Breakfast 

Coca-cola drunk in the morning.

Daddy always said no coke in the morning 'cause that's a whore's breakfast.

Whore's Breakfast by treever April 18, 2005

Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast

An act of sexual "pleasure" where the man first takes either flaming hot sauce, chili sauce, or pepper sauce, and rubs it on his cock. After jerkin it for a while, he stops and has his girl suck him off. Getting the sauce into her mouth, they then make out and transfer the sauce. The man continues to eat out the girl. The next step in this process is for the man to toss the girls salad, (hence the "Vegitarian.") This involves hours of getting her ass hole licked and sucked. During all of these things the hot sauce is destroying wherever the girl is touched by it. You finish off by pwning the chicks pussy. Basically this is hell for the girl and not too bad for the guy, unless the sauce gets into his penis hole.

Hey Jack, what did you and Jill do for Sweetest day?
Not much bro, I just made her breakfast.
Really? She like it?
Naw man, she fuckin hated it.
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH... You mean an Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast?
Yea
That's Whatsup.

Argentinian Vegitarian Breakfast by 3c3a3l3v3i3n3 February 19, 2009

Vegan Breakfast

The Vegan Breakfast was a sexual move made popular in late 2010 by several people from Richmond, VA. It entails a male of any size or girth inserting his penis head into the un-circumcised foreskin of another male and then ejaculating. This is known as a Vegan Breakfast.

Rob and Mike never get tired of their Vegan Breakfasts.

Vegan Breakfast by Ask Kingy October 5, 2010

dog's breakfast 

Usually eaten in morning - A dog's breakfast

Eat your breakfast dog.

dog's breakfast by El_Nombre June 18, 2004

morrisons breakfast 

my college luckily enough has a supermarket right next door (we call it Chuck Norrissons) - the clue is kind of in the name.

usually a Morrisons breakfast is just a mix of all the sweets doh-nuts and chocolate that you can get you hands on for as little money as possible and that your mum would never want you to eat first thing in the morning

I was up all night last night and haven't eaten anything. anyone want a morrisons breakfast?

morrisons breakfast by theamazingjt November 18, 2010

Dutch Breakfast

The strange name given to a dutchmans penis as it engages in intercourse with a married woman during breakfast time

"Gave his wife the Dutch breakfast yesterday morning."

"Dude, that's not okay."

Dutch Breakfast by UltimateLord June 4, 2016

Hello Breakfast

A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase.

"Hello Breakfast!"
"Oh Crap!"
"Bye Starch!"

Hello Breakfast by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003