Baked Potato

1.The gayest of all homosexual acts known to man. Performed by a two men. One holds the other upside down, while both perform oral sex to the other.

2. Used as a derogitory term when one does not like another person. Can be used in three forms: The original "Baked Potato", The "Flamin' Baked Potato", and
the "Homing Missile Baked Potato". Each with coresponding hand gestures.

"The Ref. likes the Baked Potato." "Take your Baked Potato, light it on fire, and throw it. Kaboom." "Take your Baked Potato, light the fuse. Three, Two, One, blast off."

by J.ADAMS June 07, 2006

peeling potatoes

To peel ones potatoes is to relieve oneself of there sexual tension.

I like peeling potatoes once or twice a day depending on what mood im in.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

Funeral Potato

A mormon woman who sells her virginity on Ebay.

Damn Jovan, I bought the hottest funeral potato last week!

by PussyLover4EvaAndEva February 06, 2009

potato logic

A stupid person said to have the logic of a potato

Michael used potato logic to open his computer.

by Novi S November 06, 2013

Potato Pussy

the form 4 people make when doing it:

2 people on top kissing
2 people on bottom licking whatever is between the legs of of the 2 on top

"the losing team (volleyball) has to be the bottom part of the potato pussy"

by fishboyultra June 10, 2008

holy potatoes

A Phrase That People use to express something

HOLY POTATOES! Did you see what Albert Said to Gertrude?

by KaylaMarie October 14, 2007

Mexican Potato

When a woman places her anus above a mans mouth and deficates inside of it.

My buddy said that he loves it when his girlfriend feeds him a Mexican potato.

by SSG 61 July 25, 2012