You stay Johnson Jacking.
by Br0wnsking0d September 20, 2019
A roll or piece of bread stolen and placed and held directly on the taint or gooch to ease or prevent wolf bite (1)
During our Saturday night dinner rush, I had wolf bite so bad, so I soaked up all that painful sweat with a roll jack I took from someone's order. Enjoy your meal.
by dewner February 20, 2011
by Throbbing cocc October 28, 2020
Referred to a person who constantly boasts their ego, flashes their abs in public, or is really loud. They will do whatever they can to make themselves stand out in public. Can be easily tempered or stressed out. Can be simplified to just Jack.
Bro 1: yo, how was my first impression?
Bro 2: terrible man, you pulled a Jack Impression.
Bro 1: Aww man.
GF: What's wrong hun?
BF: I'm just been really Jack-ed lately. Work is just too over whelming.
Girl 1: eww did you see what that guy just did?
Girl 2: yea, he totally tried to Jack you.
Bro 2: terrible man, you pulled a Jack Impression.
Bro 1: Aww man.
GF: What's wrong hun?
BF: I'm just been really Jack-ed lately. Work is just too over whelming.
Girl 1: eww did you see what that guy just did?
Girl 2: yea, he totally tried to Jack you.
by Elmo Life August 29, 2014
When a girl or guy... or a they them, while on their knees, jerks off two guys at the same time who are standing perpendicular to their left and right. The kneeler then proceeds to jerk off the guy on their left with the right arm and the guy on the right with their left arm forming an X and a scissor motion.
Yo dis ho scissor jacked me and Tyree last night. I thought he wa gon cum on me, but then she stuck her head in the jack and did he old look left right left.
by Taint Stick December 31, 2019
Played by the amazing Jeremy Jordan. Not the 80's pop singer/model. Also not the gay porn star. The other one.
Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.
Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.
His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.
Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.
His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
by JackCowboyKelly November 27, 2021
Henry put his camera down and got jacked. He ran after the theif and got his camera back and took the dudes bag and shoes. He straight counter-jack that guy.
by G2bME February 28, 2010