pocket spoon

A pocket spoon is a pocket knife that is so incredibly dull, it's as sharp as a spoon.

Can I borrow your pocket spoon?

by zack1211111 November 3, 2023

Wet spooning

When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.

Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!

by Jdawg14 December 7, 2018

power spoon

The man lies on his side with the woman lying on her side with her back to his front.

The same as spoons but with intercourse. The preferred method of the lazy man.

I was tired but still wanted to do it, so I gave her the power spoon.

by 4head269 December 12, 2016

Shake the spoon

Originated as as a prison term. For when serving food, instead of a heaping or decent spoonful, they shake the spoon before serving. Thus, serving less. Could be used in any situation where someone is being stingy with provisions.

I don't know why the boss has to subtract the 5 minutes I came in late and the 5 minutes I left early from my timecard. Tightwads like that always shake the spoon.

by dishwashington January 17, 2024

Spoon

Total moron

John: YOU'RE A SPOON, JAMESON!
Jameson: k

by Johnathan_Smith May 9, 2018

Spoonful Challenge

A challenge in which you choose a product to eat a spoonful of. Preferably something not good tasting.

I ate cinnamon when I did the Spoonful Challenge!

by Awesomeajam March 4, 2017

Spoon

'Idiot' in Scotland. Used as a pejorative.

"@realDonaldTrump they voted to REMAIN, you spoon" . In response to 45's tweet during his 11/7/2018 visit that praised Scotland for breaking away from the UK.

by CrusherWill July 11, 2018