Scalded Ape

The act of pouring hot wax on your girlfriends vagina while jumping up-and-down on the bed slinging feces at her

My scalded girl went ape shit and asked for more hot wax. She loves a scalded ape more than a Kentucky Klondike Bar

by HandRaper January 19, 2024

AP Chemistry

the reason to justifiably commit suiceide

AP chemistry quiz
gets 30
Ima kill my self

by Carge_Lock November 30, 2023

ape

a primate, member of the hominidae taxonomic family, great apes
they do not have tails
not to be confused with monkey
examples of apes: chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gorillas

traveller 1: this forest is simply beautiful, i am enchanted
traveller 2: well you better be damn careful, i saw some wild apes swinging in the trees

ape not kill ape

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

Rhyming Ape

A response given as a reply when you can't understand a rambling idiot with an accent

Q: What did he just say?
A: A rhyming ape

by Heath79 October 12, 2008

AP Physics C: Mechanics

A class where you realize you're stupid as fuck compared to everyone else. This is also one of the first classes where the grading is different compared to the usual US Grading System. It's college level intro class to mechanical physics, usually taken by Juniors and Seniors in High School but nobody really gives a fuck about that unless if you're some soulless college admission dude.

"Hey dude what science class are you taking this year?" - John
"I'm taking AP Physics C: Mechanics, I heard its easy" - Jerry
"W...Where'd you hear that from...?" - John
"Uh... some Sophomore that already took AP Calc BC" - Jerry (He's about to fucking fail)

by TheEskimo747 December 16, 2023

ape

defined to mean investing in something without much thought, often referring to cryptocurrencies or NFT coins. It captures that impulse-driven, “full-port into a coin” mindset

Jake : did you ape this shit coin?
Dan : ofcourse I did, I topblasted my whole port

by djksajdkajsdkjasd August 13, 2025

raging ape

Team name for fantasy football team whose owner likes to be on the receiving end in a dirty dolphin.

Team Owner: Ehhh Ehhh Ehhh. Thats a raging ape.

by Relatively Yours October 10, 2013