perfect wave

ultimate/divine anything
this phrase was born in bruce brown's 'endless summer' surfing movie about search for same. concept lends itself to nearly everything!

sonically, john the bass player was searching for the perfect wave
jill gave up on the perfect wave; and left with something adequate

by michael foolsley December 1, 2009

Kenyan Wavepool Effect

The splashing of liquid on a persons ass from a fresh turd hitting the water below.

Wow this poop is great! (splash) Ahhhh damn Kenyan Wavepool Effect.

by Yetihutz August 19, 2010

Pube Weasel

A type of small mammal belonging to the genus Mustela. They are small, active predators. The Pube Weasel is a species specially adapted to living in thick pubic hair, generally on the female vagina or male genetalia. Other forms, though, have been found to reside in anal pubes, and sometimes even within the rectum itself (although this specific species has troubled scientists over whether or not it is an actual 'Pube' Weasel). Many sub-species of Pube Weasel are very vicious, and have been known to mutilate the male penis and pubical sac, and even the vagina. It is advisable to check your partner, if they have a thick bushy forest, in order to retain your manhood/woman-hood.

There is also the possibility of a slightly larger, but usually tamed, Pube Ferret. The Pube Ferret is also part of the genus Mustela. Another thing to note is that male Pube Ferrets are substantially larger that their female counterparts. Both can, if released, to severe damage to genitalia and bodies. Stay away.

Brian - "JESUS CHRIST, dude. What has happened to your dick?"
Gerome - "This hooker had a crazy Pube Weasel... it may have even been a Ferret. I am lucky to be alive."
Brian - "Crap man. I would go see a doctor about that."
Gerome - "Yeah."

by Earlobe Beaver July 11, 2011

Vagina Weasel

Adjective

.1) Loving name for that special someone.
.2) Pet name for an idiot.
.3) Conversation starter; Ice breaker.

Your mother can be such a Vagina Weasel, but she always gets the party started.

by Vagina Weasel January 14, 2012

Honda Wave

When two cool cats driving hondas down the road pass each other they do what is known as the honda wave. In order to do it properly it must be executed at the precise moment eye contact is made. If you and the passing Honda are both silver then the Honda wave to salute is required.

Hey look there its another honda we can do the honda wave!!!!! Omg its also a silver one!!!!! Get ready, wait for it wait for it, eye contact made now wave then salute.

by joe the slater dog February 17, 2012

Meat Wave

(noun) Typically applied to a heterosexual female (although the term can also be used in reference to a homosexual male), meat wave describes an instance in which one experiences a prolonged period of excessive dick, commonly referred to as "meat," in a condensed period of time. A meat wave is measured relative to the usual amount of sex one has, and the relative time span in which said sexual encounters booty call occur. The term can be applied to routine variations in sexual frequency, but is most appropriately used to describe extraordinary spells of intercourse with multiple partners, which may only occur once a decade. Severe meat waves have historically been known to cause a catastrophic -- often contradictory -- rise in both self esteem and self loathing, which can sometimes trigger short-term reclusive tendencies, commonly known as a "meat retreat."

Damn girl, you've been on Zoosk for only one month and you're already in the middle of a meat wave!

by I<3NicCage86 August 14, 2013

skivvy waver

n. From skivvies, slang for underpants

1. In US Navy, a signalman. Derived from the supposed resemblance of semaphore flags to garments.

2. One who stirs up trouble. Derived from the belief that Signalmen delivered bad news for sailors. See "blaming the messenger."

Line from Daryl Ponicsan's novel, "The Last Detail." A character addresses Signalman 1st Class (SM1) Buddusky: Butt out, skivvy waver!

by Jack Tar October 14, 2013