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Jack Walker

Mong faced shite-hawk.
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Walbert

Walbert is an only child who doesn't know how to socialize with people, he is unorganized, is rude by asking women their age but doesn't show his license to prove his own age, but overall a nice genuine guy who just sucks at socializing and making friends.
Wow that guys such a Walbert.
by paola and johnny June 3, 2018
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Talk-walker

A talk-walker is a person who has no personal moral conviction that dictates their actions, rather, they draw upon the moral fiber of others that they see around them who they admire as "edgy," "independent," "hipster," or "original." The result is an avowed affinity to things like vegetarianism, vegan cookies, five grain pancakes, and vanilla yogurt. Another common symptom is wearing outdoor performance clothing in settings where this is completely unnecessary, and claiming that winter camping can be an 'enjoyable' experience.
Waitress: "What can I get for you?"
Bryan (Common talk-walker name due to the edgy 'y' spelling: "I'll have the five-grain pancakes, please."
Waitress: "Actually, nobody actually orders them because everybody knows they are terrible, we just put them on the menu to attract talk-walkers into the restaurant."
by WholeGrainHate October 26, 2008
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Murray Walker

Alice: He's liked all my facebook profile pictures
Sophie: Sounds like you've got a murray walker!!
by jeebeefo January 7, 2012
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Nick Walker

Nick Walker- A spasmodic petri dish of sexually harvested disease and awkward social phobias. Commonly found preying on pre adolescent canadian forest owls. This rare species of human enjoys collecting discarded underpants, preferably from the St Johns deposit box. When provoked he has been known to spontaneously combust into a psychedelic arrangement of uncontrollably frantic blinking and hand shaking.
Nick Walker- A spasmodic petri dish of sexually harvested disease
by Dr Zuessman2 May 18, 2010
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Waller

A pathological liars, or "mythomaniac". A person deluded, believing in a world which they created, where anything no matter how idiotic or absurd, is possible.

Alternatively, a person so utterly inept, moronic and borderline retarded they unable to perform the most basic of tasks.
"I ran 8 miles in 6 minutes today!"
"Dude, don't be such a Waller!"

"I used to be famous in America, I was in a band you might of heard of: Metallica!"
"Wow, you're an immense Waller."

"Count to 10? 1, 2, 6, 8, 10. Those other numbers don't matter."
"You Waller, get out of my sight, your Waller-ness disgusts me."
by Pinnochio Von Waller September 5, 2007
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