twat meister

A player, ladykiller, chick hound.

Look at the twat meister, he shoots , he scores , she's sore

by words4play March 23, 2017

sick twat

A mad cool dude from jersey. Usually a fist pumping orange tanned grease ball

Dude you see that sick twat over there?
He's def dtf my ass

by Thehangryjew January 30, 2016

Twat Torpedo

Noun: A tampon

Flow’s in town! I have to change my twat torpedo before I hit the road!

by Linda Bonita April 10, 2021

twatting out

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.

Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"

by Ich.Bin.Literally.Hitler March 9, 2017

Twat in a hat

The tag used on photos taken on June 14th, where you put a hat on someone who you think is a twat, then take a picture of them, while telling them of the tradition.

*puts hat on George* "Twat in a hat!"

by blackichan May 28, 2013

Twat nugget

A twat nugget is a person who is comparable to that of an aborted fetus. The twat, being the vagina, and the nugget, the fetus.

Jackson is a twat nugget.

"Yo, you know that new guy Thomas?"
"Yeah, what a twat nugget"

"Bro, did you see how big that twat nugget was in the abortion clinic today? Jesus Christ!"

by TJ Incorporated May 8, 2018

Garbage Twat

An unkempt vagina that smells like a garbage dump.

Man I hooked up with your sister last night. She's got a serious case of garbage twat.

by Captain Yar March 31, 2014